From the Cabal of Artisans & Technical Specialists we give you The Cheeky Ass Turf! A dairy farm that is in no way in danger of floating away, being buried under rock falls or having all of its cattle eaten by hostile aquatic life. Please don't feed the sharks. And watch out for golf balls. Current being managed by Cunning Agriculture and Trade Syndicate (A subsidiary of the Cabal of Artificers and Technical Specialists) The Syndicate is currently headquartered at the Cheeky Ass Turf Shack. So that is the C.A.T.S. An agency of C.A.T.S to be found at the C.A.T.S. just in case you missed that.